A Bird Pooped on my Bible

One of my favourite things about summer vacation is sitting outside in the morning on our back deck and reading my Bible and praying. It's so peaceful and fresh and quiet out there.

One of my least favourite things about summer vacation is the birds that eat mulberries and then come to roost in the maple tree beside our deck and drop their purple poops on whatever happens to be sitting below them. The other day it happened to be my Bible. Romans 5, to be exact.